I promise not to do too much of this, but my favorite part of any awards show has become reading the tweets. A few that caught my eye tonight:
@JosephScrimshaw I was hoping the chorus of children were going to do Cee Lo’s F**k You
@curlycomedy Anne Hathaway for Fruit Roll-Ups
@Valley_Chica How much does it suck that you’re sitting in the #Oscars audience watching the death reel and the next year you’ll be in it
Feel free to highlight any of your favorites in response.
If you go beyond the bananas at today’s opening of the Fresco community store you may end up on a billboard “anywhere in the world.” I’m getting pozole instead. Out of here.
Last night’s storm brought an amazing amount of rain. Some of the aftermath from around Montecito Heights.
Who scheduled a meeting with me and titled it “Important Meeting.”
You made me smile.
Dear Rosa Mexicano,
I ignored it when you changed out the regular mole for the white chocolate version. I figured that you still had the guacamole and guayaba limonada to keep me coming back (even if I didn’t have anything else on the menu).
Now you’ve gone and gotten rid of the guayaba limonada?
I swear, if you change out the guacamole, we’re done.
Employee 1: Your calculation is wrong.
Employee 2: But I did it in Excel.
Employee 1: It’s still wrong.
I made it about a month with being super on the resolution to workout. Then came the Super Bowl, my birthday, a three-day weekend, you get the idea. Fortunately, for all my efforts, I didn’t completely undo January’s work. I’m back to it this week. Going to try to go another 30 days. (Oh, and yes, the first workout of the week did make me feel like I’d been run over by a truck).